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Curtisy Massage Therapy

1345 Monroe Ave Grand Rapids  MI ‚Äč49505

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Off on a banter. oops

Posted on July 31, 2017 at 1:35 PM Comments comments (15)
I have been a massage therapist for almost 14 years. I have encountered so many different people not only in my office but even out in public or some call on the phone and ask ridiculous questions.

Remember in School, College or even while talking to professionals in person? The always say just ask a question there are no dumb questions or some say the only dumb one is the one you don't ask? Well gosh! In my professional life, and some times personal I have had to answer some ridiculous questions. For instance just the other day this guy ( older ) called me not just once but a total of 5 x before I blocked him. I answered the first time saying "hello this is Curtisy Massage Therapy how can I help you? Caller says, Do you do Massages? ( I answered with my business name correct?) So I politely said "yes I do" Then this person asks " do you have any oriental girls?" I kinda gasped in a laughing manor. I responded saying " no " he hangs up! Then again 2 hrs later same guy, same number , same exact questions, and my statement this time was " sir you already called me" he hangs up! 2 hrs again same scenario, 4th time 2 hrs later, I answered by saying no sir I do not have orientals please stop calling, he hangs up, 5th time I just answered saying stop calling this number! My thought was " why does he keep calling and asking the same thing?" I believe that this person has Alzheimer's, or some thing of the sort. I don't like passing judgement, so I do kind of excuse the age of the male and I do slightly excuse the gender because unfortunately  some are uneducated on my role of professionalism being a massage therapist, some think they can get away with degrading women in several fields, by degrading I mean making sexual advances or saying stupid shit such as " do you do happy endings" my response is " I am always happy when the session ends, or I end up leaving the idiots hanging. I do a pelvic massage in which is extremely professional. I expect to be treated as a professional. If you want a "happy ending" go to the oriental places, or I am sure you can find a "hooker' in need of money. Speaking of MONEY, I have had men say I am expensive because of the pelvic.. well sir if you want just some female affection in your "" area then I suggest ask your wife or girlfriend, boyfriend, if that's your gig.  I am not here to give you affection or that lovey dovey stuff. I am however a very nice person and will give the best massage of your life. I do care about my clients, esp my regulars, I do understand many many issues regarding health stuff, or just the curiosity. I would rather work on a person whom is just curios and honest about it, rather than dreaming up some type of issue. Even tho everyone has some sort of anxiety, depression, soreness, lost hope, home issues, work problems, and this list can go on forever. My main goal is to help those whom are struggling and are trying to resolve health issues. The pelvic massage along with any other massage is the absolute best possible way of healing. You do not have to do the pelvic, but if so it does have to go with another one.. never alone because every body is different, no one reacts the same, some may have it resolved in a few minutes some take a bit longer. Some come in once a month others once a week, I have had people in 2x a week. Bottom line is YOU MUST BE RESPECTABLE, CLEAN, AND READ THE WEBSITE.  

Seems I have went off on a banter, but hey whatever. 

A few stories about the nonsense I get for Pelvic

Posted on February 15, 2017 at 4:39 PM Comments comments (5)
Hello, every one! I am so sorry I have not been posting a new Blog :( 

I have had some quite interesting and yet very annoying discoveries on the Pelvic Area Massage . I seem to be at my wits end with the constant " child like" behaviors from men! 
As I have stated I believe back in 2014 or ? I did state all people should be getting the pelvic massage. I will re cant my last statements on this issue. See I have discovered that some are something of a bit un professional and or are only looking for the "sex" type worker, which I am far far from it. Recently I have had men text some of the most disgusting requests or saying things they should only keep to themselves. 
For instance: One male text saying right off the bat.. Can I get a Pelvic Massage? Some of you may think normal question, but.. if you read my website it states throughout the entire site Pelvic Massage has to be with another massage such as Swedish. So my reply is " please read the website" they said " I did read it" I reply back and said " then you would know you have to get another massage with it." next reply is " what massage and how much" I then know they did not read anything.  I did say the price of a Swedish with pelvic for one hour is $130 and so on. Their reply is of many,  that's too expensive, I only have x amount, can we trade, so on and so forth. I try not to be rude or demanding but its stated again in my website the rules are if you cant afford it save for it and don't try undermining and so on. 
Why people still challenge me? Who knows ? I think its mostly those whom are use to getting their own way, a collage person, or some one whom want every thing handed to them or possibly they can't seem to get a job that can afford it. 
I am not a therapist for luxury nor entertainment which is fine but pay for it. However I am a therapist for pain management, relief, and actual body work. You don't go to your  doctors and say I can only pay for 1/2 of the surgery, or to a hairstylist saying I can only pay $5 for a haircut you'd have a 1/4 of your head shaved. If say for entertainment purposes,    your bar tab is $100 but oh damn you have $20 than bar keep isn't going to let you out of it unless you are there all the time. My readers you get the point. 
Back to the Pelvic stuff: The money discussion ends quickly. 
New text: I'm interested in a massage, I say ok which one? Instead of saying they go on about how their sex drive is over the top, as a professional I ask whats the symptoms, how long have you had this issue, ( same shit I ask with all people) he says I'm 25, I say did you consult your doctor? They say yes but they aren't doing any thing! My reply is "well make an appointment and we can see what the issue is. " The next day same person texted and said " I need this taken care of now" ( he didn't make an appointment  the text went dead) I stated " I can't help if you don't come in" This genius decides to say " I want you to just look at the picture" and before I said no.. he sends me a """" picture full body. First of all not professional, second of all this person was not 25, because with the picture he puts at the bottom how do you like to have an 18 year old? For me I was extremely disgusted, no matter if the puke was 80, 40, or any age. You don't send a full body shot. So I said " wow, how nice of you, your mother must be proud.. you said you where 25, the little shit texted oh I am please don't be mad, I like older women... " My statement was " my daughters older than you" and YES MY READERS THE LITTLE SHIT WAS BLOCKED.  Some of you may be laughing your asses off like a few of my friends did, or like other moms out there are saying where's his parents. On my website it states NO NUDE PICTURES.  He's not the only tyrant to try sending pictures but the absolute youngest and most embarrassing one for me So back to what I was saying about the Pelvic now people are going to be carded to get in if they are under 25. Honestly I do not think a pelvic massage is necessary for young people unless they are sitting more that 4 hrs a day. If your under age 25 you should go see your doctor because you may have other issues wrong such as Pelvic Inflammatory disease which could or could not be an STD related issue. Go get check. Women esp should get checked for STD's as well. 
I love my career choice and I do like helping those whom need a Massage of any sort or just need to relax or get rid of anxiety or depression. Any one over 25 massage needs are your business as long as your professional, keep comments to yourself, your hands and other parts on the table, and let me do my job. I can't properly do a massage if your trying to touch me or make me uncomfortable. Oh and I am not some young giggly play thing, I am also not a mean bitter old lady unless your out of order.      

Tid bit on Pelvic massage

Posted on March 18, 2015 at 3:35 PM Comments comments (1)
My own little tid bit talk on the pelvic massage and what I have noticed. 

In my own opinion pretty much every one should have this area worked on. This is quite a problematic area for most men. When a man sits for periods of time everything pushes upward in his genital  area. Yes I said Genital area get over it.  This includes any of your sit bones and muscles. These muscles obviously are connected to your Penis oops again yes I said that.. this can make you not as aroused at times, having groin pain, numbness in various areas, urination problems, on and on.. 

I have studied this area for many years , books, and internet only has so much information, but it takes more than that to realize there is much more to this situation than just text book.  For instance not every one has the same pain, experience, and mind set.  In my office I explain the role in which I do not on the website nor on here. 
There is deep breathing and pelvic floor exercises depending on the male.  I have found that most men do not know how to squeeze the Kegel muscles.  Contracting or moving the penis. True statement..when your young you do this as just entertainment but as you age you lose elasticity in the muscle around it (Pelvis) . You can read many articles that teach you how to do this exercise but more than likely you'll squeeze your abdomen or upper thigh area.. I would encourage you to go in to an actual place that does this sort of thing. I offer this massage and no need for embarrassment its just a muscle, every one has one. Plus its not invasive nor deep tissue operated, unless you don't keep your hands to yourself.  I have many clients whom have experienced great relief of several symptoms. Depression, anxiety, headaches, and again list goes on forever. Prostate cancer survivors come in for exercises, I give hope  and work on scar tissue and nerve damage in hopes of getting back to normal. I hope this helps my readers.  Visit my page for more information Thanks for reading.