Welcome to Curtisy Massage Therapy!!
Massages are very relaxing and can change your entire day or even for some have stated their life. I listen to everything you say and will try my best to get you back into A+ zone.. Remember Massage' are not supposed to be uncomfortable or embarrassing. If your massage seem to be plain and you're still in pain come see me!!
A bad massage is a sad massage!!
Answer these questions and then you'll realize you should come see me
1. Do you hate going to a spa?
2. Do you feel worse than you did going in?
3. Do you end up smelling like "" who knows?
4. Do you see the same person?
5. Do you switch Therapist often yourself?
6. Do you get a sheet or blanket piled on you and hate it?
7. Do you pay for half assed massages?
8. Do you hate them missing important parts that are hurting such as buttocks?
9. Do I need to ask any more questions?
10. Are you ready to switch?
Well what are you waiting for? An invitation?
Make your
appointment!!
Fun facts of human anatomy
Your skin is the largest organ.
sciatica, pain in the ass, leg pain, pelvic area pain, depression and anxiety
200 muscles that might get discussed in a gym
100 more muscles that are pretty obscure, but any self-respecting massage therapist still knows about them
400 more muscles that are counted, but various specialists know about them, and a handful of them are of special interest..
That's a whopping 700, but there's many many more. You can look up on the web.
Your mouth produces about one litre of saliva each day!
your brain is sometimes more active when you’re asleep than when you’re awake.
The human heart beats more than three billion times in an average lifespan.
The word “muscle” comes from Latin term meaning “little mouse“, which is what Ancient Romans thought flexed bicep muscles resembled.
Your left lung is about 10 percent smaller than your right one.
Human teeth are just as strong as shark teeth
Scientists estimate that the nose can recognize a trillion different scents!
Humans are the only species known to blush.
Your blood makes up about eight percent of your body weight.
Relaxing your inner tiger with massage!
MASSAGES ARE VERY ENERGIZING YET RELAXING.
